"The best measure of a man’s honesty isn’t his income tax return. It’s the zero adjust on his bathroom scale."
Arthur C. Clarke
"Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down."
Oprah Winfrey
"Forgiveness is a funny thing. It warms the heart and cools the sting.
William Arthur Ward
"I find television very educational. Every time someone turns it on, I go in the other room and read a book."
Groucho Marx
"You’ll be richer in the end than a prince, if you’re a friend.
Edgar A. Guest
"So, if you feel a smile begin, don’t leave it undetected, let’s start an epidemic quick, and get the world infected!"
Russel H. Conwell, from SMILE VIRUS
"Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter."
Mark Twain
"A man is not paid for having a head and hands, but for using them."
Elbert Hubbard
"If you don’t understand how a woman could both love her sister dearly and want to wring her neck at the same time, then you were probably an only child."
Linda Sunshine
"Do not listen to those who weep and complain, for their disease is contagious."
Og Mandino