Mao kini ang mga panghitabo nga wala ko sa akong maayong panghuna2. Wala lang, nagtinanga
lang jud.
1.) Nagkuha ug tootbrush, paghuman ug tootbrush gabutang ang tootbrush sa ref. 
2.) Imbis mokuha ug Kutsara pra gamiton inig kaon, toothbrush pud gikuha 
3.) Nag complete school uniform, ang gisout kay rubber shoes. May nalang naay nakapansin pag gawas sa gate. 
4.) Nag civilian pero ang gisoot kay leather shoes. 
5.) Nag pataka ug para ug sakyanan, wala gitan aw ang route unya diha na nakahinumdom pag hunong sa jeep, unya atikon dayon ang driver pra palusot. 
6.) Nakalimot ug alarm sa cellphone unya nalate na kay wala naka alarm. Absent nalang kay nahinayak naman. 
7.) Nagprito unya natingala ngano dugay kau naluto ang sud an kay suka ang nagamit, dili mantika.
Ingon ani pud mo??? nah, dghan nata ani… hehehe
Host : If you had a foreigner friend, where will you bring him to
showcase
the beauty of the Philippines ?
Girl Contestant : Bocaue.
Host : Bocaue. Why Bocaue? There are so many places in the Philippines ?
Why
Bocaue?
Girl : Because it’s a magnificent place.
Host : Which part of Bocaue?
Girl : The Bocaue Rice Terraces.
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Host : What is yo ur best feature?
Contestant : My graduation feature.
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Host : What is you favorite motto?
Contes tant : If others can’t why, why can’t I!
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Host : What would you like to say to foreigners?
Contestant : Please come back.
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Host : What is your typical day?
Contestant : I think Saturday po!
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Host : If you were to describe the color blue to a blind person, how
would
you do it?"
Contestant : That’s a very good question. Keep it up.
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Host : What is your edge over the other contestants?
Girl Contestant : My edge…. 23 years old.
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Host : What, in your opinion, is the ideal age for marriage?
Girl : Between 24 and 25!
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Host : How do you see yourself 10 years from now?
Girl : I’ll be 28.
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Host : What is the biggest problem facing the youth today?
Girl : Drugs.
Host : Why?
Girl : Mahal eh!
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Host : What is the essence of being gay?
Contestant : I’m proud to be gay because what is naked is essential to
the
eye!
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Host : What makes you blush?
Girl : Blush on!
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Host : What is the essence of a man?
Gay Contestant : Testicles!
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Host : Hey, I heard you almost didn’t make it, how did you get here? Did
you
ride or did you walk?
Gay Contestant : Of course, did you ride. What do you think of me, did
you
walk???
Overnight, inaral ng amo ni inday ang dictionary para may pangtapat na siya kay inday
Amo: so inday, tell me, how do you accept the fact that you are just a mere chaimbermaid in this extravagant mansion??
Inday:una camarera?eres tan pathetic. La unica razon que inscribi tu casa es porque nada esta sucediendo dentro de tu casa cuasi-agradable. Quisiera traer una poca clase en este hogar pero conjeturo que no puedo porque esta casa es fea.
Amo: what??!!(dumudugo na ilong)
Dahil sa tindi ng kahirapan sa probinsya, namasukan si Inday
bilang katulong sa Maynila. Habang ini-interview ng amo…
Amo: Kelangan namin ng katulong para mag ayos ng bahay, magluto,
maglaba, magplantsa, mamalengke, at magbantay ng mga bata. Kaya mo
ba ang lahat ng ito?
Inday: I believe that my trained skills and expertise in management
with the use of standard tools, and my discipline and experience will
contribute significantly to the value of the work that you want, my
creativity, productivity and work-efficiency and the high quality of
outcomes I can offer will boost the work progress.
Amo: [nosebleed]
Nakaraan ang dalawang araw, umuwi ang amo, nakitang me bukol si junior.
Amo: Bakit me bukol si junior?
Inday: Compromising safety with useless aesthetics, the not-so-well
engineered architectural design of our kitchen lavatory affected the
boy’s cranium with a slight boil at the left temple near the auditory
organ.
Amo: [nosebleed ulit]
Kinagabihan, habang naghahapunan…
Amo: Bakit maalat ang ulam?
Inday: The consistency was fine. But you see, it seems that the
increased amount of sodium chloride (NaCl) affected the taste
drastically and those actions are irreversible. I do apologize.
Amo: [nosebleed na naman]
Donya: Bakit tuwing pag-uwi ko, nadadatnan kitang nanunuod ng tv?!
Inday: Because I don’t want you to see me doing absolutely nothing.
Donya: [hinimatay]
Kinabukasan, sinamahan ni Inday si junior sa principal’s office
dahil di makapunta ang amo at donya.
Principal: Sinuntok ni junior ang kanyang kaklase.
Inday: It’s absurd! It was never a fact that he will inflict a fight.
I can only imagine how you handle schizophrenic kids on this
educational institution. Revise your policies because they suck!
Principal: [nag resign]
Pag dating sa bahay, nandun na ang amo, galit na galit.
Amo: Inday, bakit nagkalat ang basura sa likod ng bahay?!
Inday: A change in the weather patterns might have occurred
wrecking havoc to the surroundings. The way the debris are scattered
indicates that the gust of wind was going northeast causing damage
to the path it was heading for.
Amo: [nosebleed ulit]
Habang nagluluto si Inday ng hapunan, malikot si junior…
Inday: Stop your raucous behavior. It is bound to result in
property damages and if that happens there will be corresponding
punishment to be inflicted upon you!
Junior: [takbo sa CR, pinunasan ang nagdudugong ilong]
Pagkatapos magluto, nanood na ng TV si Inday.
Nabalitaan nya umalis si Angel Locsin sa GMA 7.
Junior: Bakit kaya sya umalis?
Inday: Sometimes, people choose to leave not because of selfish
reasons but because they just know that things will get worse if
they’ll stay. Leaving can be a tough act, and it’s harder when
people can’t understand you for doing so.
Junior: [tuloy ang pagdugo ng ilong]
Nung gabing yon, me nag text ke Inday. Si Dodong, ang driver
ng kapitbahay, gusto maki pag text-mate…
Inday: To forestall further hopes of acquaintance, my unfathomable
statement to the denial of your request - Petition denied.
Di nagla-on, dahil sa tyaga ni Dodong, naging syota nya rin si
Inday. Pero di tumagal ang kanilang relasyon, at nakipag-break
si Inday ke Dodong.
Inday: The statute restricts me to love you but you have the
provocations. The way you smile is the proximate cause why I
love you. We have some rules to think of. We have no vested rights to
love each other because the upper household dismissed my petition!"
Dodong: Perhaps you are mistaken, what you seem to contrive as
any affections for you are somewhat half-hearted. I was merely
attempting to expand my network of interests by involving you in my
daily recreation. Heretofor, you can expect an end to any verbal
articulation from myself"
Me dumaan na mamang basurero, at narinig ang usapan ni Inday at Dodong.
Basurero (sabi ke Inday): Be careful in letting go of the things
you thought are just nothing because maybe someday you’ll realize
that the one you gave away is the very thing you’ve been wishing
for to stay.
Narinig ang lahat ng eto ng amo ni inday.
Amo: [nagpakamatay]
